http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/11/wgate-demi-moore-demi-anja-rubik.html

OK, already, enough, here's the Demi Moore W cover.

While most of your submissions were about Ms Moore's hip position - something Jezebel picked up on, a greater conspiracy is in the offing: Pop Culture Madness thinks it's a body swap with Anja Rubik. NY Mag reports on the conspiracy, but doesn't really endorse it. The Huffington Post, on the other hand, goes full Glenn Beck.

For the record, I don't believe it's a PsD, or a body swap, and that there's nothing wrong with her hip. Yes, it's been retouched, but it isn't a disaster. I don't usually* post non-PsDs but this will hopefully reduce the flood of mail I've had.

Either way, Happy Thanksgiving.

*quiet down in the back please.

http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/11/vizio-your-experience-may-vary.html

Clipping path? Is it a type of gardening?

Thanks to ASP! Original is here!

http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/11/swedish-taxi-hard-to-handle.html

Hey here's a cab. You know, come to think of it, maybe I'll walk instead.

Thanks to Soo!

http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/11/georg-jensen-breast-not-to-talk-about.html

So we took a photo of this woman with her shirt off and it turned out that you can see her breasts. Crazy, huh? Well now we're in a pretty awkward position. Short of not having her take her shirt off, or using a different picture, what on earth could we do? We had to make this trainwreck, there was no alternative.

Thanks to Ana! Original here!

Time for a self mock!

This is the conversation I had last night with my 7 year old.

7 year old: "Mom, we have this THING at school and I don't know what it is."

Mom (me): "Oh! What is it?"

7 year old: "I don't know."

Duh!

http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/11/hardwired-thats-some-jawline.html

This movie is awesome: Val Kilmer contracts mumps and then a huge goitre appears on his neck. Can Cuba Gooding reattach his hands in time to cure him? Awesome!

Thanks to Nuno!

http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/11/ana-maria-lady-with-bezier-shoulder.html

Translation time:
Faca o melhor sexo da sua vida: Use your face to have sex!

Thanks to Vinicius! From here!

http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/11/leave-it-to-lamas-no-mas.html

Hmm yeah, let's imagine the blonde naked, yeah, oh, huh, eww, aarrrrgh my eyes!

Thanks to rudi and everyone else who sent this in! Original is here!

http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/11/spy-next-door-pull-other-one.html

Great lost emails of our time: Pig good. Fix leg.

Thanks to Brent and everyone else who sent this in! Bigger version here!

As seen on Ellen:

Ellen: H-2-O is better known as what?

Contestant: Blackjack? 21?

Fortnately, the game is called "Know Or Go," and if you get the question wrong, you "go" when Ellen presses a button and you drop through a trap door. This contestant was the first to get a question wrong, so she was completely shocked when Ellen did just that. Don't you wish you could do that in real life? :D

(Alas, Ellen didn't catch herself earlier when she asked, "What state is New Orleans in?" and the same contestant answered, "New Orleans?" She let it slide and just moved on to the next question.)

Danvers High School says students can’t say ‘meep’

A quote from the article in the Boston Herald:

The Salem News reported Principal Thomas Murray banned the word after school officials got wind of a student plan brewing on Facebook to stage a major disruption on school grounds using the “meep.”

Thank god they're protecting us, and the children!
( full article here, in case it goes poof )